So this morning while trying to put in my contacts, one of them got misplaced. As they were my last pair, I looked all over for it and even called in for reinforcement. It was not in my hair, on my face, down my shirt or on the floor. It was not in my eye, nor in the sink, nor near the case or by the door. Tonight, I’m brushing my teeth and this is what I see. Seriously.
