Fair Warning
Look, world, today is a bad day. I’m tired, and the scallops and mashed potatoes that I ate at Extra Virgin last night are sitting like a rock in my stomach. Consequently, I’m full but starving and don’t know what to do about it. My computer died on Monday and its resuscitation required the wiping of the hard drive, so now I’m bookmarkless and confused. Everything is taking twice as long and besides my actual job, I have about 892374928374 emails to catch up on. Also, my awesome glasses won’t be ready for about a week, which means that I won’t be able to wear them for about two weeks because I’ll be gallavanting around working my ass off from LA as of Friday night through the following Sunday.
In other news, my nails are purple and my hair is brown.
Seriously.
(Photos to come.)
