The Talk
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. What is going on up in here? I’ve been dropping followers like flies, though — to be fair — that’s probs what happens when you don’t post anything for weeks aside from THE CUTEST PHOTO OF YOUR DOG EVER and some creepy insidery dream admissions.
Anyway, I kinda feel like I love Tumblr for the backside stuff (Dashboard, voyeurism, Oooh links!) but then hate it for the same reason. I get major stage fright, people, and it just so happens that when I see your smiling avatars, I get a little, “THEY WON’T STOP JUDGING ME!” over here.
So, I’ve made myself a little pact to stop obsessively reading the Dashboard and maybe start pretending like this is a real blog where, you know, I write stuff — which, as it happens, is exactly what I intended this to be and what I am more than capable of doing.
And on that note, this would be a good time to actually offer you some original content, which, sadly, I don’t have, other than the fact that I’ve been totally obsessed with the iPhone PegJump game which was once apparently a real game in real life and which I am utterly incapable of solving, so: I’m not gonna lie, I totally just googled “How to beat peg game” which took me to this YouTube video which I totally watched and which has left me with no real answer other than that chick is somehow, in some way, way, way smarter than me.
