The other day, my friends, I found (via Tumblr), the “Marital Rating Scale-Wife’s Chart.” It is, according to last week’s Monitor on Psychology, “a test developed in the late 1930s by George W. Crane, MD, PhD, (1901-95) of Northwestern University…designed to give couples feedback on their marriages.” The test ranks wives in a variety of areas, from her love of children (5 points) to how crooked or straight the seams in her “hose” run. (But, for shame, what if said wife pulls a Julia Roberts and, well, isn’t “wearin’ any panty hose”? What then?!)
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