An Appeal:
If there is anyone (and I mean anyone) out there who reads this, can you please e-mail me? I’d appreciate it even more so if I didn’t know you.
I know this sounds desperate, but I think we’re way past playing it cool.
Honestly, I’m just curious. You don’t even have to say anything. You could be strange and mysterious and just write ellipses or something. Maybe I’ll even send you a present, you know, to say thank you.
What do I have to do to get an audience here? Post nude photos?
Awkward.
