April 2008
43 posts
It's Sweet In A Slightly Macabre Way
Me: You there?
Co-worker: Yeah. What's up?
Me: Nothin.
Co-worker: just checkin to make sure I'm not dead
Me: yup
Co-worker: my grandma has that relationship with her neighbor
OMFG! Let's Talk About Sex →
This week’s ‘spiritual’ meanderings. I going to go out on a limb now and say that I think it may be my best yet. Yup. You heard me.
Also
I don’t know from where or how everyone is heading over to Porch tonight, but I’ll be walking from Prince and Broadway, if anyone wants company and/or someone to stalk.
I Am Alive
And I will be at Porch bar at approximately 6:30pm. Happy Friday and see you soon!
Why Gossip Girl Is The Best Show On Television →
Thank you, NYMag, for finding all the right words to say everything I think.
Best. Headline. Ever.
Teenager high on cannabis stabs girlfriend 32 times during bondage game after being wrongly told she had Aids. If you’re curious, you can read the story here.
The Pope, His Relevance, And Those Pesky Sexual... →
“I’m too tall to be a girl. I’m between a chick and a broad.”
– HELP. Where is this quote from? I know its Julia Roberts, but where was she quoted from??
T-5 Minutes to free Thai food, beer, and Guitar Hero. I love my job.
Guess The Price Of Brooklyn's Smallest Apartment →
It's Thursday which means another episode of Pot... →
fareastmeetswildwest: mollyboo: Seriously watch this shit. Basically they get high and than answer readers questions, no matter how raunchy they may be. It’s hilarious and I have the biggest crush on Rich (from Four Four, a super smart, well-written pop culture blog). Unfortunately, he’s gay, but he’s Polish and he lives in Williamsburg. Can we hang please?? Omg I, too, love Rich and his...
Talk About Seasonal Affective Disorder
27 So strange, you were in my dream too! It was summer, we were in the Hamptons, and I was playing volleyball (which I suck at and don’t really play) on the beach with a random crew of some tumblr/some not people and you came around the corner on the beach with some really cute dog and said you’d walked there from Manhattan. We all went back to the house where we were staying and had a BBQ and did...
Talk About Seasonal Affective Disorder
I AM IN THE BEST MOOD OF ALL TIME!!! We’re having a party at work tonight, starting at 6 - to celebrate a “really great first quarter”. It’s also probably because of this, this, this, and this. So, I expect to be drunk by 7pm, and moving to the next part (wherever it may be) by 8pm. Oh, happy day!! Also, Mascarah, you were in my dream last night. It was Friday night and I...
what would you sing at a karaoke bar?
brieflynoted: sarazucker: roxanne by the police, absolutely. Bette Davis Eyes :) YOU STOLE MINE!!! No fair.
I Give You: Top 5 Sexiest Spiritual Icons →
Oh, and if any of you have a yahoo account, and please click the “Buzz Up!” button near the top of the post. Thanks!
My best friend Jenny needs lots of love and affection right now. She’s having a really shitty time of it over in Chiang Mai, and she’s all by her lonesome. Imagine the worst, most down night of your life, where you feel like you’ve effed up your whole life and it will never get better. OK, and now picture yourself all alone in a foreign land. So, since I felt the tumblr love...
Porky Needs A Home →
Now, if that’s not a perfectly named pet, then I don’t know what is.
My Favorite Muxtape So Far →
Thank you, JaynaBeth, wherever you are. Update: This is not just my favorite Muxtape so far. That is a lie. In fact, that is a gross understatement. I’ve been listening to it on repeat for the last two weeks. So, for reals, JaynaBeth, if you are out there somewhere, we have identical taste in music. Well, that or you just have really fantastic taste in music. I NEED MORE. Please.
Oh Wait. One More Thing!
Love your hair. So we’re totes even. sarazucker: how strange, i had a dream that i proposed to you. love your face. verenasays: I had a dream last night that I got engaged. Weird.
Tumblr and I have staged a coup. NO MORE WINTER. Welcome to my Spring-y new page design. (Yes, putting all of the brightest colors into one template counts as a new “page design.” I don’t know how to do any of the other fancy stuff.)
Oh Wait. One More Thing!
I had a dream last night that I got engaged. Weird.
And Now, Back To Work...
I’m working on a spirituality post for the AM. I’ve decided its going to be a Top 10 List of some sort. Because people like to click on numbers and lists. This is a fact. Anyone got any ideas?
A Decision. Maybe.
I think I decided today that I was going to start working out. If you know me at all, you know two things: I don’t work out, and I eat a TON of really, really bad food. And that’s done me pretty well. Regarding working out — I just have never found a work out or a form of exercise that I really enjoy. That said, I did have a few months where I had a personal trainer (Thanks,...
BIG FAT SMILEY FACE
I haven’t uploaded my photos from last night and, in any case, there is only one good one, but I want to say that I had the most fun I’ve had in a long time. (I hope that doesn’t make me sound like a loser.) It’s not easy to make plans for the evening with a group of people you’ve never met, and I’d have to say it’s a smashing success. Everyone I met was...
thisisbk: verenasays: Does anyone else have a blackberry pearl? And is anyone else as obsessed with BrickBreaker as I am? Just curious. ME: Don’t have a pearl, but I’m obsessed. My high score is 24,020. Your turn! Wow. You kicked my ass. My high score is 13, 840. (And I was so proud!)
Does anyone else have a blackberry pearl? And is anyone else as obsessed with BrickBreaker as I am? Just curious.
I got some beef to discuss. Namely, what on earth is up with athletically competitive people and board games? I mean it. Most of my friends were college athletes. Why? I’m not entirely sure. No, wait, that’s a lie. It’s because I went to Columbia and I found that the simplest way to meet non-socially retarded people was to seek out the athletes. (And before I get some Columbia...
Kids Get Colored: Highlights Go To New Lows →
Attention: Spiritual Tumblrs
I’m on the hunt for more spiritual content for the HuffPost Living page, so I’m in major recruitment mode. If anyone knows anyone whos spiritually inclined (and a good writer!), or if they know some yoga teachers, spiritual leaders, or maybe even a guru, please, pass them my way! Alternately, if you know anyone who is just a REALLY good writer (or if you’re a REALLY good writer,...
Whisk & Ladle
Me! Me! (I know I’ve totally fallen off everyone’s dashboard — I’m sorry! I’ve been busy with the new job, but I’ll get back to it shortly.) Can’t wait to meet everyone! nycmeetups: Rollcall, who is coming?