October 2008
51 posts
Cute Zoo Animals Eating Birthday Cake →
No, really. Click on it.
Dumbledore: So On Trend →
The following is a true story.
Once upon a time, there were two girls who owned two dogs. One day, both girls decided to go on a little trip, and they left their dogs with a friend. When they came back, one of the girls remarked, “Oh my! Dumbledore, what a big tummy you have!” The second girl responded, “Why yes, he is looking markedly fat. It’s time for a diet!”
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Obama Babies Make People Go Crazy →
help!!! am in tears..the children with Obama.. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL..
iloveobamaILOVEOBAMAiloveobamaILOVEOBAMAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPYYYYYY.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR AMERICA. WE JUST HAVE TO PRAY, I FEEL EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT…WE CAN ALL CONTRIBUTE IN OUR OWN WAY TO JUMP START AMERICAN ECONOMY.. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS TO SPEND OUR FAMILY HOLIDAY IN AMERICA..UH, MAYBE THIS...
BREAKING NEWS: WHITE SUV IN MIAMI CAR CHASE
It’s the most entertaining thing I’ve watched all day. Seriously, turn on Fox (they’re doing it right, with very little anchorperson interruption) and enjoy the much needed added spice to your life.
Watchsimko:
Hilary Duff’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus (Reach Out and Touch Me)”. In short, Lizzie McGuire meets Madonna…
Besides the fact that Hilary Duff looks ridiculously good in this video, I’m not afraid to admit that I already love this song. Now whether it’s because Personal Jesus is an almost un-fuck-up-able song in the first place, or whether it’s because I have...
Verena: she's so fucking rad, i'd KILL for the chance to go dyke, i can't stress it enough. not one of those lindsay/sam, so cute...id totally be lesbo!
rachel maddow is HAWT.
me: would you kill me for it?
Verena: would i kill you? no. would i let you die (if circumstances had aligned it as such - think, dolphins with lazerbeams attached to their heads, you vs rachel...) well, that's a whole 'nother ballgame
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[Yeah, I said it. There isn't much I wouldn't do to that woman.]
My Body Says Yes, But My Mind Says No
I have clearly decided that, like manicures and deli-bought breakfast, sleep is an unnecessary luxury.
Confessions And Such
For a very, very long time, I’ve had Kate Nash confused with Kate Bush and, as such, could not understand what all the fuss was about. Also, my ability to procrastinate has been much in improved since college. It’s past midnight and I have not yet started an enormous project that I should have completed by about 8am tomorrow. Not to mention the full day of work that Monday requires.
Watchsoupsoup:lonelysandwich:
TV Squad’s Top 10 Kristen Wiig moments.
via Buzzfeed
Thank you for this wonderful link. I had an absolutely insane urge yesterday to watch the “Sue Surprise” / Christopher Walken skit yesterday — which I eventually found on Facebook, but could not for the life of me find with an embed code to share.
So, here she is, folks.
“Should I get...
Pickles and Whiskey...
…is the name of my future bar.
Anyone going to Beck / MGMT tonight?
I just got one ticket but don’t know anyone else who is going.
Is anyone else having problems with the Gawker...
Speaking of which…I totally dropped the ball and forgot to buy tickets to The Decemberists show at Terminal 5 on Nov 5. (I figured they’d be a good show for the day after the election: either I’d be in heaven and ready to celebrate, or depressed and looking for melancholic, twee melodies in which to drown my sorrows. Well, melodies and a bottle of Makers. Hey, sailor!
Anywhoo!...
nickdouglas:
Chumbawamba, “El Fusilado.” If you...
John McCain Is An Idiot. →
“Barack Obama is old, John McCain is tall, Sarah Palin is the most experienced politician in office today and Joe Biden looks so gosh-darned cute when he winks. The world has turned on its axis and what was true is false and what’s false is true, or else there’s no way that John McCain would think he could get away with saying, during a rally yesterday, that Barack Obama...
Can. Not. Sleep. Ugh.
Well then. Today was a wonderful day. I got my hair did by the infamous Brandon at Mudhoney, then I had a long, leisurely linner at Freemans (inclusive of two Bloody Mary’s — caper berries! — artichoke dip, macaroni and cheese, and skillet eggs). After that it was off to Bua (an outside table!) for the first of many, many Maker’s, followed by many, many vodka sodas, pork...
“Doggone it.”
– I don’t think I have to tell you who said that.
What's Your Tumblr Number?
onemoretimewithfeeling:
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joelaz:
Tumblr assigns a sequential number to each site on their service. The lower the number, the older the site. To find your number, login to Tumblr, go to the Following Page, then click on the name of your site in the top right corner of the screen just below the “log out” link. Now, look at the URL in your browser address bar and note the...
Some Thoughts
I love my boyfriend, and I appreciate his job, but I hate his god-damn stereotype of a stereotype co-workers that think it’s appropriate and acceptable to be utter assholes on the phone to me when I call.
I don’t call often, and I don’t expect utter servitude, I expect someone to respond to my “May I please speak to…?” with something other than,...
