January 2008
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THE STOLEN PUPPY WAS FOUND! YAY!!! →
Jan 31st
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“If you fed me too much pepperoni Id probably barf on your floor too - but...”
– Matt M., reader
Jan 31st
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4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days...
…is how long it will take me to get un-depressed from having watched that movie. That said: Go see it. Go see it because it’s amazing, and it needs to be seen, and not just because it’s controversial (but that’s most definitely a good reason).  Go see it because it employs an impressive and effective subtlety on the part of the actors, the director, the screenwriter, and...
Jan 30th
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WatchWatch
Watch the speedy prowess of my French Bulldog, Dumbledore, as he victoriously fetches a tennis ball. PS. Note the cloud of dust when he reaches the ball. That’s my favorite part.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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My Boyfriend Was A Kicker. →
“What about the kicker? Among athletes, kickers are considered the ladies of the team. They don’t have to work as hard as other people. They’re fragile, and so much of it’s mental. To a certain level, a big lineman guy—he’s doing a good job if he knocks another guy over. A kicker is doing a good job if he overcomes his emotions and fears and is able to concentrate. So...
Jan 30th
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AND OH-MY-GOD I JUST REMEMBERED LOST SEASON 4...
Jan 30th
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This Guy Sounds Like A Real Gem →
What is it about athletes? What is it about sports, in general?? I get that they’re entertaining to watch, and it allows for people to feel like they’re a part of something bigger, but these athletes, these men are not GODS. They’re human. And they’re fallible, and they should be judged as such. Reading about this dirtbag Jerramy (SERIOUSLY?) Stevens makes me sick to my...
Jan 30th
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And One More Thing
I need a Step IX in My Spiritual Journey, so, if anyone has any ideas, please feel free send them my way. Actually, I’m kind of desperate, so I’m kind of begging you. Ideas! Please!
Jan 29th
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Review To Come
I am almost done watching Four Months, Three Weeks, and Two Days. I can pretty much guarantee that I’ll highly recommend it, but for the sake of formality, I’m going to wait. I’d also post a review on Bush’s State of the Union, except I don’t really have anything to say. Except, well, thank GOD it was the last one. 
Jan 29th
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I have more posts up at Style Dose. Go see. And yes, I’m going to keep posting about them as they go up. It will never get old. For me, at least. 
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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A Lament
Why does McDonalds make me so happy, but my stomach so sad?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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An Appeal:
If there is anyone (and I mean anyone) out there who reads this, can you please e-mail me? I’d appreciate it even more so if I didn’t know you. I know this sounds desperate, but I think we’re way past playing it cool. Honestly, I’m just curious. You don’t even have to say anything. You could be strange and mysterious and just write ellipses or something.  Maybe...
Jan 28th
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“Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious...”
– Jusin, reader Also: Oscar Wilde. 
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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I Want This Bag. →
Jan 28th
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What I Ate Today
1 (cold) Quinoa Taco from Snack Dragon, leftover from last night. (And no, I did not go out last night, but Nick may or may not be obsessed with Snack Dragon, and when I asked him to bring me one taco, he brought me ten. No Joke. He ordered “two of each kind”, including Quinoa. Oh well.) Even cold and kind of crusty, those things are delicious. 1/2 jar of Queso, 1/2 jar of Salsa and...
Jan 28th
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I'm Officially a Freelancer (In My Spare Time). →
My posts are up at Style Dose. Check ‘em out. Shop. Enjoy.
Jan 28th
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“Feigning Canadianness, insist to your co-workers that February 13 is Canadian...”
– The Vanities 5 Point Dare - Vanity Fair, February 2008 HILARIOUS. 
Jan 27th
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The Candidates on the Sushi Crisis. →
If politics confuses you, and you’re not exactly sure what a Caucus is, but every time you hear it, it makes you giggle, then read this.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Apparently Scientology Is A Touchy Subject
Today’s Spirituality post is making waves over at HuffPo. For the love of Xenu, check it out! 105 comments and counting.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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For any readers out there, looking to do a little... →
…donate some of your extra cash to the peeps in Cambodia. My friend Jenny is running in a 10K fundraiser there, and she could use the sponsorship. You can even pick where the money goes! I picked Child Protection & Education. If you choose to donate, which I think you should, make sure to put the donation “ON BEHALF OF: JENNIFER WINSTANLEY”. She’s also got a great blog...
Jan 23rd
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Oh, also: I had a new post today. Read it. →
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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The Waverly Inn Floods! →
Maybe it was the dirty martini I drank, coupled with the red wine, and topped with the glass of champagne, but I don’t remember a flood. Also, um, hello Page Six? I’m pretty sure I’m a bold-faced name.  I’m just sayin’.
Jan 23rd
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Back From Florida...
…And I’ve got big news. That I can’t tell you about yet. But in the meantime, I’m working on my spirituality post for tomorrow. And I’m late / procrastinating / tired, as usual. But with regards to my last post, I wish we had a Wal-Mart in Manhattan. A Wal-Mart that charged non-Manhattan prices. First of all, it’s open 24 hours and it has to be the BIGGEST...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 19th
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I'm Generation Me →
I’m going to have to agree that all this Facebooking and Bloggery and MySpace-ism most DEFINITELY makes me more narcissistic. It makes me think that people might actually care what I did with my day, where I’m going for dinner, and what my dog looks like. But hey, to that point, some people DO actually care, so what does that say? Via (once again) Jezebel.
Jan 18th
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Why I Hate American Apparel... →
…And swear DAILY to never shop there again. Except for that purple hoodie. And that new v-neck tee. Or those must-have teal jeans. Ugh, Dov Charney, Why must you make me feel so DIRTY? Bottom Line? Jezebel.com says it much better than I ever can.
Jan 18th
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Chloe Sevigny in BlackBook →
I really like Chloe Sevigny. And I don’t know why. Sometimes I think she has to be one of the coolest, most down to earth (for a celebrity) people in the world. And then sometimes I think if I met her, I’d hate her and think she was ridiculously pretentious. Regardless, this is a great interview my friend (via my sister) Mike Ruffino did with her for BlackBook Mag, and it just made me...
Jan 18th
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A New Job →
I’ll be blogging over at StyleDose semi-regularly, so keep an eye out over there for style tips, fashion news, and designer info. Or, just shop. You won’t find a better deal ANYWHERE on the internet. For Reals.
Jan 18th
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Mmm...Burgers... →
Jan 18th
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Aside from feeling remarkably prolific today (Have you seen how many posts I’ve done? This has to be a record!), I’m also feeling very fabulous, as I’m having dinner at the Waverly tonight with other fabulous HuffPo girls - Anya, Lesley and Liz. Although, now I’m feeling less fabulous and more dorky, as I’m probably the only one blogging about it. Oh well. Those...
Jan 18th
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To Clarify. →
As much as I look like I have a black eye in this photo, I’m just tired.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Let Me Count The Ways
I like Tumblr. I like it a lot. It also makes me understand why I will never be an internet bajillionaire. Mainly because, if someone came to me and said, “We’ve got this great new idea! We’re going to come up with a site called Tumblr, and it’s just like a blog, except not”, I’d laugh in their face. Well, look who’s laughing now. (Hint: It’s not...
Jan 17th
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